Proverb- Optimal Utilization?!!

Hey! I've just come up with a new proverb to best represent optimal utilisation of resources, of course, it can be taken to be sexist and pretty lewd too, but I am ok with that. So here it goes:
Why unbuckle when you can do with unzipping?

Of course there is a pun, and one of the meanings also has a double meaning.. Hope you get it..Ha ha. Nonetheless, doesnt it have a xing to it? I think it is catchy...Lol

I just got may 200th scrap on orkut today..and it seems fun!! Am going to watch Omkara for a 10o'clock show now. This would be my third movie in a month, following, Golmaal and Anthony Kaun Hai.. Lets see...

For Deve Gowda

I just read in the newspaper today that Mr. H.D. Deve Gowda, (one of our politicians) said that its 'DO-OR-DIE time' for him. Of what I know and would like to see happen, I'd say, "Mr. Gowda, the country'd be better off if you dont do anything"...

If you know what I mean...he hee