Russell Peters

Hey
I gotta blog it out before I forget anything..lolz..

My bro and I have just come back from seeing the Russell Peters(RP) show. It was mad!! For one, I havent stopped swearing from the time I stepped out of the arena.

The guy is a genius. He is spontaneous, he picks on folks from the audience and pokes fun at them (good only if u aint one of them!) So he started kidding with one of the 'goras' we had- he was a Zimbabwean and had come with his Indian girlfriend and RP started off by saying," See I knew whites would fuck around everywhere!" and then went on to joke about him having a black girl back in Zimbabwe, and a Chinese girl in Hongkong-some shit.. But just the way he says it, makes it hilarious! He asked a girl her name and she said its Wadia, and he started off on 'Whaddya doing?' Pure crap, utter bullshit....

He made some freaking stupid jokes about wanting to see quality Indian porn and having the Bollywood actresses in it.. And comparisons of folks with big dicks and small (and how the smallies- I just invented the word- work that much harder than the biggies, and that the two most populous countries in the world are points in case!) He also bullshited about 'hairy' Indians and how he shaves his balls off- coz it makes his dick look bigger! Then there was some crap about Indian being the cheapest- even cheaper than the Jews, and it went on and on

We were laughing all the way and it was awesome fun- not recommended for the stiff necked and sophisticated and kids without guidance! lolz

P.S.: There was also some crap about Punjabis in Canada and how, like each language has its thing, Punjabi having it as swearing..great fun..maiyava, penchod!!